I’ve thought a decent bit about this strange story.  A Notre Dame Heisman finalist linebacker decides to make up or remain complicit in an pretty elaborate ruse to convince the world he has a girlfriend.  But the big question remains – why?  Here are some possibilities: The kid is a massive prankster who doesn’t give a shit about… Continue reading Te’o May Need Compassion Not Ridicule Right Now

AP Wire  – Atlanta, Georgia.  Georgia Tech, the smartest college in the Universe, except the schools taught by vulcans or elves, has hired the only man known to have slowed down the Georgia offense.  The collective brain trust at Georgia Tech hired the invincible Ted Roof. Those of you familiar with the 7 foot, 7… Continue reading Ted Roof Hired as Defensive Coordinator for Georgia Tech – Promises to Tank Defense and Deliver National Champsionsip Like He Did At Auburn

How did The Crow do this year at Alabama State compared to Gurley? Not well. Total Rushing Yards: 842 v. 1385 YPC:  5.3 v. 6.3   What about compared against Marshall, our #2 back, against Crow? Total Rushing Yards: 842 v. 759 YPC – 5.3 v. 6.5 (Go here for Crow’s stats.  Here for Gurshall’s)… Continue reading Gurley v. Crowell – End of Year Comparison

I continually find myself going to my happy place when I think about this game. Sure, I suppose Alabama is who I’ll root for. I guess. I don’t want Notre Dame to come back to prominence. This is kind of like rooting for a horrible dictator that’s been around for 50 years to put down… Continue reading Wathcing This Game is Like Watching an Ex in a Porno